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Description
xTimeless wit, refined glass for everyday toasts
Meet the Or Something wine glass, a playful nod to a well-loved line. The text A Wise Woman Once Said Explicit And She Lived Happily Ever After Funny is permanently etched into clear glass, designed to stay legible through daily use and routine cleaning. The result feels light in the hand yet substantial in presence, with a crisp rim that invites a slow, thoughtful sip and a smile at the moment of toast.
Design and feel
The tall stem adds elegance and balance, making it comfortable to hold during long conversations or festive cheers. The generous bowl showcases wine color and aroma, turning a simple pour into a moment of sensory delight and a touch of humor at the table.
Product highlights
- Dishwasher safe, permanently etched glass keeps the message legible
- Three size options to suit different drinks and occasions
- A thoughtful birthday gift idea from Or Something
Size options
- 10oz: 7"H x 2.5"D
- 17oz: 4.5"H x 3.5"D
- 20oz: 9"H x 2.5"D
Practical moments and gifting
Ideal for relaxed evenings at home, lively gatherings with friends, or a playful centerpiece at a dinner party. The etched message stays readable, adding personality to any occasion. Gift it to a birthday honoree, a friend who loves witty glassware, or anyone who appreciates quality pieces with a story behind them.
Care and durability
Enjoy ease of care: the glass is dishwasher safe, and the etching helps the design stay visible with regular use. With proper care, the glass remains clear and ready for the next celebration or quiet moment of reflection.
Why choose Or Something
From a brand that blends humor with practicality, this wine glass offers everyday charm and a memorable talking point. It pairs well with a range of wines and occasions, making it a versatile addition to any glassware collection.
FAQ
Q: Is this wine glass dishwasher safe?
A: Yes, it is dishwasher safe and features a permanently etched design to keep the text legible.
Q: What sizes are available?
A: Available in 10oz, 17oz, and 20oz with tall stems and precise dimensions.
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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